Johnny Fontaine

In every town he visits
He thinks that it's the best
New York, London, Chicago
I've forgotten all the rest
Who am I talking about?
With blue eyes cold and wet
The darling of big business
The darling of the blue rinse set

Johnny Fontaine would hate this song
Even after all that trash he's done
He swears on the show biz bible
He makes his money suing for libel

Performs at the white house
Is up for president
He mixes with the upright people
And even the ones who are bent
Now this man's appeared in
The worst films ever made
Even the worst B-movies
Put his ones to shame