Vegangelical

Half and half in your coffee
Means you broke vegan edge
Now you cant look down your nose
At everyone that eats meat

The vegan police put you under arrest
For breaking code 827
This is your third violation
Now you cant get into veggie heaven
No vegan diet no vegan power

Psychic ability destroyed by gelato
Mental integrity impaired by lactose
If you truly think this then you're a fucking wacko
Cruelty free also includes human beings

You're holier than thou attitude fucking stinks
You catch more bees with a little bit of honey
Your ethics and morals make you look so fucking cocky

I do not eat anything
With a face they're living
This does not excuse me from
Being a shitty being