I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog

I Was Driving Around In Old Mexico,
I Got Lost And Didn't Know Which Way To Go,
I Was Confused, It Was Late And I Was In A Fog,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.

I Felt That Smush And I Said "Oh Mama"
My Low Rider Crushed That Little Chihuahua.
I Prayed For Forgiveness In A Synagogue,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.

If I Am Caught They Will Put Me In A Cell With 20 Locks,
Unless I Can Pin It On Jack In The Box.
I'll Be Whipped Then Beaten And Then I'll Be Flogged,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.

His Last Words Were "Yo Quiero El Mexico",
I Flattened That Pup To Hell I Would Go.
I Should Of Quit Driving And Gone For A Jog,
I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.

I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.

I Ran Over The Taco Bell Dog.