There's No Place Like Gnome

[Gnome]
Greeting from the great wall of china!

[Raphael]
Here's another from the u.s

[Gnome]
Sending lots of luck from las vegas!

[Raphael]
Every week a new address

[Gnome]
Cheerio from buckingham palace!

[Raphael]
I admit he looks good as a guard
But I want him back in my backyard

[Gnome]
Rio de janeiro's brazilliant

[Raphael]
Do you see that crack in his clay?

[Gnome]
Here today gone to maui

[Raphael]
His black paint's fading to gray

[Gnome]
Traveling the world is tremendous

[Raphael]
But for a garden gnome, its gotta be hard
But I just want him back in my backyard

[Gnome]
Put on my pointy shoes
And board another plane
Race down to monaco
Chase down a bull in spain
The stewardesses they always wonder
Doesn't matter where I roam
She asks "are you one of santa's elves?"
And I say "ma'am I am a gnome!"

[Raphael]
I just want him back in my backyard
I just want him back in my backyard
I just want him back where he belongs
Back when nothing moves
Back before these feelings made me feel things

[Amélie]
Dad, it's really good to see you
Here's a glass of water; take a sip
I know that change isn't easy
I'm glad that you made the trip
Why don't you look at the menu?
Meet a few of my friends while you can
You like the white wine and mussels
Dad, this is suzanne