Fight Song!

Young jim, as a lad, he looked for adventure, calamity, danger, whatever
Was free. so when he turned ten, he
Packed his belongings and he left home to find his destiny. jim just a
Boy, who's head full of legends of dungeons
And dragons and pirates and stuff. so that summer he nuck on a schooner
To harpoon tuna and get real buff.
The captain he said,