Last Action Hero

Claudias! You killed my father!
Big Mistake!

To be or not to be?
Not to be!

Look! Elephant!

How! are you gonna snap your fingers?
When! I've ripped off both your thumbs?
You! Don't need a magic ticket
When! The world is what you make of it!

You dime store putz, this is no damn game!
You will all! Know!

He was last action hero! He was full of machismo!
He was last action hero! He was full of machismo!

You! want to be a farmer?
Here! Here's a couple of acres!
You! Don't need a magic ticket
When! The world is what you make of it!

You dime store putz, this is no damn game!
You will all! Know!

I am last action hero! I am full of machismo!
I am last action hero! I am full of machismo!

It's a bomb!

We are! Last action hero-ooohhh-oh-oh!
Whoaa-oh-oh!
We are! Last action hero-ooohhh-oh-oh!
Whoaa-oh-oh!
(repeat)