Fizzy Lifting Drink

Before I soak into the sand,
Does anyone want to shake my hand?
I'm that singer... who wrote that song awhile ago...
Don't you remember!?!

Someone put me down,
I'm so washed up,
Just put me down.

Before I soak into the sand,
Does anyone want an autograph... or a picture?
I'm that guy from T.V.

Did you forget me?!? How could you forget little old me?

Someone put me down,
I'm so washed up,
Just put me down

This old pond is full of stones,
Every stones a story told,
As for you I just don't recall,
I just don't recall