Fancy

Iggy:
First things first I'm a white chick.

Random kid:
Wait, what?

Iggy:
The whole world was confused when they learned this

Random kid:
She's not black?

Iggy:
And I sound just like Nicki Minaj
If she swallowed down testosterone pills mixed with hot sauce.

Random kid:
True

Iggy:
If you wanna get rap famous
Heh!
Act dirty South and say heh like this:
Heh!
Parody a movie like Clueless and then shake your abnormally large for white girl hips

Random kid:
You a fake give Nicki her goddamn style back!

Random kid:
You look like Gwen Stefani had sex with Riff Raff!

Iggy:
You be trippin', got that hood swag.

The class:
You're from Australia! Stop acting black!

Charli:
No one knows me.
Just some random chick!
They found on the street to sing this obnoxious chorus.
My name's Charli.
No, I am not Lorde!
We just look the same

Random kid:
I'm a huge fan of Royals!

Charli:
I am not Lorde!

Iggy:
I said make a music vid based on the film Clueless
It's the most time I've spent in school the truth is
I am half retarded, high school I departed
That's why my tweets are ignorant and racist garbage
If you're Asian fix your weird eyes!
Mexicans are dirty and wide
And I swear I meant that there so much
I'm gonna tweet two more times
If you don't speak english, eat shit!
All black people get arrested
Speaking of which I look like Marlon Wayans from the flick White Chicks
Now tell me who dat, who dat
That is half and half
From the waist up I'm white
but from the ass down I'm black.
I be that I-C-C-Y wrote it with crayon
I can't spell because my IQ is negative ten!

Charli:
Just like Iggy
I'm stupid also!
Think there's a highway
From LA to Tokyo

Teacher:
There's an ocean!

Charli:
Can you drive on it?

Teacher:
You must be jokin', this is why they tell kids to go to college

Iggy:
Who-who-who-who dat, who dat?

Teacher:
I-G-G-Y
That is your name, spell that!

Iggy:
I-E-G-I?

Teacher:
No, spell that, spell that!

Iggy:
H-R-T-5?

Teacher:
No-o-o-o!

Iggy:
Who-who-who dat, who dat?

Teacher:
Albert Einstein!

Iggy:
Who dat? Who dat?

Teacher:
You're kidding me, right?

Iggy:
Who-who-who-who dat, who dat?

Teacher:
I told you three times!
How the hell are you so goddamn slow?


Charli:
Holy shit, Iggy Azalea is Nicki Minaj! Ooh