My Girlfriend's On Drugs

oh, yeah
Whoa no

She passed out at my parents' dinner (you gotta love her)
She screamed at my dad that I'm a winner (she really digs me)
She's scared the house might fall on us (while we're sleeping)
She's scared that we are going nuts (that's what I'm thinking)

Whoa yeah

She takes pot to come down
Yeah coke for the confidence
All kinds of pills if she had the money she would get 'em
Huffing for a challenge
Acid for the love of it
And drinking just for fun

My girlfriend's on drugs
Her brain is going gone!

She swears the cat is stealing our money (you gotta love her)
When she sees a cap she'll burst out laughing (she's going crazy)
When I put her to bed she says: Thank you Superman (and I think I like it)
She showed up at my work on something she screamed: I'm a daisy!

Whoa yeah

She takes pot to come down
Yeah coke for the confidence
All kinds of pills if she had the money she would get 'em
Huffing for a challenge
Acid for the love of it
And drinking just for fun

My girlfriend's on drugs
(She's gonna die, die, die, die)
Her brain is going gone!