I'm So That Guy

Sometimes you have to take the initiative
Sometimes your whole family dies of cholera
Sometimes you have to make your own story
Sometimes you have to shoot the storyteller in the neck.

Sometimes you have to take back the country
Sometimes you have to kill everyone,
Everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone, everyone!

(Overlapping)
Ensemble:
Why wouldn't you ever go out with me in school?

Jackson:
I always thought I'd never be that guy
But guess what I'm tellin' you

Ensemble:
Why wouldn't you ever go out with me in school?

Jackson:
I always thought I'd never be that guy
But guess what I'm tellin' you

(Overlapping)
Ensemble:
Sometimes you have to take the initiative
Sometimes your whole family dies of cholera
Sometimes you have to make your own story
Sometimes you have to shoot the storyteller in the neck.
Sometimes you have to take back the country
Sometimes you have to kill everyone,
Everyone

Jackson:
I'm so that guy
I'm so that guy
I'm so that guy

(Overlapping)
Ensemble:
Populism, yea yea
Populism, yea yea
Populism, yea yea
Populism, yea yea

Jackson:
Life sucks!
And your life's gonna suck universally.
Life sucks!
And your life's gonna suck universally.

Ensemble:
Sometimes with guns
Sometimes with speeches too.

Jackson:
I will make them all bleed!