You Like Monet I Like Your Tits

In art history she's number one
She's so clever I'm so dumb
She won't even talk to me
Uh uh ih

I hold a book in front of her
I'm not getting any word
She comes to me saying my cherie
Uh uh ih

I try to talk but instead I cough
'cause all I know is about punk rock

Instead she digs all german movies
I have fun with
If I was a cheap booze
She'd be the finest wine

You like Monet, I like your tits
Life Goes on!
You like Monet, I Like your tits
Life Goes on!