Hey Bernadette

Hey Bernadette
Hey, hey Bernadette
You there Bernadette
Hey I'm talking to you
Hey Bernadette
Hey, hey Bernadette
You there Bernadette
Hey I'm talking to you
Well, I've admired you, like, from afar
You're my favourite movie star
You've been in showbiz since the age of two
No wonder I'm in love with you
Hey Bernadette
Hey, hey Bernadette
You there Bernadette
Hey I'm talking to you

Well I don't want to spread it 'round
But next week I'm coming to your town
And I'm gonna do my level best
Try and find your address
Hey Bernadette
Hey, hey Bernadette
You there Bernadette
Hey I'm talking to you

Maybe I'll never be your man
But I'll always be your loyal fan
And if there's ever anything I can do, anything at all
Well, just dial my number and give me a call
Hey Bernadette
Hey, hey Bernadette
You there Bernadette
Hey I'm talking to you
Hey Bernadette
Hey, hey Bernadette
You there Bernadette
Hey I'm talking to you
Hey I'm talking to you
Hey I'm talking to you