How I Became Paranoid

Stars are fun, she said with a beautiful smile
As I looked above and stepped aside
Astrology is not my cup of tea
I'd rather go inside and watch some TV
What about clouds?
I think you should give it a try
But watching clouds ain't something I wanna do tonight
I hope you understand, it's been a bad week
And it's not for me
Not for me

Maybe it's been so long I've been waiting
Baby, just call it off or call me crazy

We walked inside and watched TV for a while
The news crept me out, the ads put me down
I got so bored to death!
Went back outside, the bugs started eating me out
It felt so bad I looked up to the sky
The stars, the clouds, the moon the beautiful light
It all made sense but just for a while
Cuz it's not for me
No, it's not for me!

Maybe it's been so long I've been waiting
Baby, just call it off or call me crazy

Cuz times like these, pictured perfectly
Times like these are nervous breaking
Who's got the nerves to let loose
In times like these?