Why You'd Want To Live Here

I'm in Los Angeles today: It smells like an airport runway
Jet fuel stenches in the cabin and lights flickering at random
I'm in los angeles today: Garbage cans comprise the medians of freeways
Always creeping, even when the population's sleeping

And I can't see why you'd want to live here

I'm in Los Angeles today: Asked a gas station employee
If he ever had trouble breathing
He said it varies from season to season, kid

It's where our best are on display: Motion picture
Actor's houses maps are never ever current, so save
Your film and fifteen dollars

And I can't see why you'd want to live here

Billboards reach past the tallest buildings
We are not perfect, but we sure try
As uv rays degradate our youth with time

The vessel keeps pumping us through this entropic place
In the belly of the beast that is californ-I-a
I drank from a faucet and I kept my receipts from when they
Weigh me on the way out (here nothing is free)

The Greyhounds keep coming dumping locusts into the streets
Until the gutters overflow and los angeles thinks
I might explode someday soon

It's a lovely summer's day and I can almost see the skyline
Through a thickening shroud of egos. (is this the city of angels or demons?)
Here the names are what remain: Stars encapsulate the gold lane
And they need constant cleaning for when the tourists begin salivating

You can't swim in a town this shallow
You will most assuredly drown tomorrow