Can I Have A Ride?

OOOOOHHHH GEEEEEEEZ... Aha - That's a mighty nice car you got. Let's say;
Whatdaya say, you just, uh, you know, hellohowyoudoin', scoot on over,
make some room, let me hop on in; I want a ride, huh?

Aww, this is a nuclear family! Got father, got mother, got two in the back.
Whoa, whoa, whoa; is that a four year old and an eight year old?
You know, their soft spots aren't goin' completely closed, ya know, uh, there is a danger.
You got a thumb, a finger, pwwlk, right in the center,
oh...POP GOES THE SOFT SPOT!

Well, I used to work power plants; power tools; plants; things that grow;
things that can be CHOPPED APART; THINGS THAT CAN BE SPREAD OUT ON A TABLE;
THINGS I CAN USE!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha!

How about a roll in the hay? How 'bout a ditch?
How 'bout somewhere, you know, where everything disappears over time.
Bodies and tissues, melted and rotted in the sun. NOBODY'LL FIND IT!

I know, your probably wondering what's goin' on
What does this guy want from us
Well, I just don't know!
I think it's best if you just keep your mouth shut
While I size things up
I might get angry...
It's so hard to believe
What some people can do
They enter your life, and they exit just as quickly
But there's alway something...
WRONG
MISSING
Perhaps it's just a loved one
That you cannot somehow seem to find
I'll poke you with my poking stick
I'll poke you with my poking stick
Right through the skull or the side of the neck or the belly-button (undone),
son you got to know!

(mumbling) mmmwhahaha I want a sandwich, uh.
I think you'll, ooh, there's an igloo on some type of container.
I got some food coming for me, don't I?

I bet you were ready for the long haul. WELL SO AM I!
You know, I've learned things in this life, people have taught me things. I've kept my eyes open.
You keep your eyes open, keep drivin', and maybe you'll get through this, huh?

Or then again, maybe you won't.
But I'm sure that's an option you're pretty aware of at this point.
Life. Death. Breathin'. Lack of Breathin'.
It's all in the cards, but who knows what you're gonna be dealt. Hahahaha!

It ain't fifty-fifty. We all gotta die sometime.
I'm just getting you to your fifty quicker than somebody else, huh!

I don't wanna
I don't wanna hurt you but you might force me to
This time I'm nice
But the next time I'm gonna be mean
I don't know what I will do
I think it's best if you just keep your mouth shut
While I size things up
I might get angry...

It's so hard to believe
What some people can do
They enter your life, and they exit just as quickly
But there's alway something...
WRONG
MISSING
Perhaps it's just a loved one
That you cannot somehow seem to find
OOOOOHHHHH (manical moaning and laughing)
I can't be blamed for this! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
(more laughing and animal frenzy noises)