Board Games

What do I say when I'm late and she knows it, too?
I make up a dumb excuse.
Is this time for real?
Hey, what's the big deal?
It was just a birthday, that's all.
Been sent to jail without passing go.
It's my last card and I forgot to call uno.
So I climb and climb and won't stop 'till I reach the top.
This ladder doesn't seem to end.
Is this time for real?
Hey what's the big deal?
It was just a board game, that's all.
Been sent to jail without passing go.
It's my last card and I forgot to call uno.