Lament For A Toy Factory

Once upon a time
On the assembly line
Ran my brilliant designs
Made of plastic

Then the factory called me
Said, "we are appalled, we feel
Your new designs are too drastic."

What? Babies with buzz saws?
These bankers in charge
They lacked vision and imagination

Challenge me, will you?
Well, I'll show you all!
I'll see to it this wretched company falls
I'm not just some nobody
Here doing time
You fat bastards need me
And my brilliant mind!

And so
They fired me

And, all through the night
As I wept
I packed my explosives

And dollies with knives
And gasoline filled super-soakers

And deep within my mind
My revenge grew ever corrosive

I invaded the building
With my army of toys
As a fire rang out
With a deafening noise
I screamed
"I am the nightmare that crushes your dreams
I'm the greatest creator this world's ever seen!"

Cackle as the fire crackles
As the toys attack 'em
'Till they all fall down.

Climbing to the top
I hear a helicopter
Talking to me as the cops surround

Every corner of the factory
Gasoline! It's either them or me
It's them or me!
To infinity!
To insanity!

All through the night
As I laughed, I set off my explosives

But alas, I was detained
And they labeled me criminally insane