IF I WERE A... I'D (another version)

IF I WERE A... I'D


If I believed everything I saw on television
I'd...

Think like Brady Bunch
Eat Wendy's for lunch
Drive a Datsun Subaru and never question much
Get a 9 to 5 never have a life
Married at 20 have 2 kids then divorce my wife
Then I'll be a cop ! And I won't be stopped