Token Snoozer

This song's the token snoozer
The #1 hit for elevators across the nation
It's quiet and for all the lame ones
Play it on your gay little soft rock stations
It'll put your ass to sleep
It's pretty damn stupid
But the record company wanted something radio friendly
A unit shifter they said
Fuckin' suck my unit
This song is bullshit
Comin straight to you from a burnt out boozer
Your dumb little token snoozer