Gottfried Road

They say down there on the wooden bridge
Just north of Route 275
Down on creepy old Gottfried Road
There's witches and walking scarecrows
Drove there one night back at age 16
With some friends looking for thrills
Buddy swears he saw a UFO
Down across Gottfried Road
Bigfoot's lurking amongst the treelines
Walkin' on down the riverbank
They say you can smell him coming
Said he's got a stank
Drunk as fuck late one night
Feeling like I'm 'bout to explode
Came to realization one night
I was dead down on Gottfried Road
They say the KKK and the Satanists
Got a chapel on Gottfried Road
Said the cops will kill you on sight
Said the tales ain't all been told
Said don't you cross down 'cross 275
'Less you wanna die
Stay away from Gottfried Road
It gets scary down there at night
Werewolves and skinwalkers
Ghost trains and cars
The wreck of a motorcade
of a big movie star
Just some of the tales been told
About the creepy past of Gottfried Road

Stay the fuck away from that place boy