You Are Woman, I Am Man

You are woman, I am man
You are smaller, so I can be taller than
You are softer to the touch
It's a feeling I like feeling very much

You are someone
I've admired
Still our friendship leaves something to be desired
Doesn't take more explanation than this
You are woman, I am man
Let's kiss

Isn't this the height of nonchalance?
Furnishing a bed in restaurants
Well a bit of dinner hurt- but guess who is gonna be dessert?
Do good girls do just what momma says
When mommas not around
It's a feeling
Oy vey what a feeling!

A bit of pâté?
Ah I drink it all day

Should I do the things he'll tell me to?
In this pickle, what would sadie do?
In my soul I feel an inner lack
Just suppose he wants his dinner back?

Just some dried up toast in a sliver
On the top a, a little chopped liver, oh
Hmm, hmm
How many girls become a sinner, while
Waiting for a roast beef dinner?
Though most girls slip in ordinary ways
I got style I do it bordelaise
Well at least you think I'm special
You ordered à la carte
It's a feeling, I like feeling very
I feel the feeling down to my toes

Now I feel that there's a fire here
Oh, try that once, a little higher dear
What a beast to ruin such pearl
Would a convent take a jewish girl?

Does it take more explanation than this?
Oh, there's thrills and chills going through me
If I stop him now, will he sue me?
You are woman
You are man
Let's