Magic Carpet Rider

You'll get a nasty reputation landing on your feet
Your rug becomes a magic carpet pulled from the knee
Flying carpet, flying colors
Flying through those no fly zones
Karma coated adam's apple
Karma tries but can never catch you
You got a nasty reputation for being amused
You seem to have been in everyone else's shoes
The mud starts slingin, you keep swingin
You keep swingin down
Shock the Monkey rolls off your back
Karma tries but just can't keep track
I want the news and not the weather
Or not either or whadya got for me
Whadj you do that for'
What did you do that for'
Karma coated adam's apple
Karma tries but can never catch you
Simultaneously:
And there's so much more
Then you ever hoped
And there's so much more
I will make sure of it
Crossed their arms and stared
Crossed their arms and glared
Love is in everywhere
Love is in everywhere
Get used to it