Mummified Mom

I wrote this song for my mom
She is the coolest fuckin' bitch I know
She like to shop and go to church
She tell me everything she think I should know

She love my boys, she buy them toys
She make us dinner every time we go
To visit her, and her dog
Right before she go to mexico

She's getting older everyday
And one of this days she'll pass away
Well I know that she won't live forever
Here's how I'll keep us together
I'll wrap her up with love, she'll be my mummified mom

I study hard to make a mummy
I learned the ways of the egyptians
My mommy didn't raise a dummy
Put her together with safety-pins

And when she die, she go to heaven
Be with the angels 'cause she just like them
It make me sad 'cause when I die
I go to hades, never see her again

At least I know for a little while
She wrapped up in my den with a smile
I know that she won't live forever
Here's how I'll keep us together

I'l wrap her up with love
She'll be my mummified mom
Every summer I come
By with my brother we get high

And we swim in her pool
But I know that this won't last
So I'll wrap her in my cast and you know
That she'll look cool

At least I know for a little while
She'll be wrapped up in my den with a smile
I know that she won't live forever
Here's how I'll keep us together
Wrap her up with love

I'll wrap her up with love
I'll wrap her up with lo-oh-oh-oh-ove
I'l wrap her up with love, she'll be my mummified mom
She'll be my mummified mom
She'll be my mummified mom (woah, yeah)
She'll be my mummified mom (woah, yeah)
She'll be my mummified