Call Me Bastard

Take a tip from chairman Mao
Wow! What a guy
Josef Stalin was ahead of his time
Yeah! Webbed toe
The manifesto gets written here
Yeah! Yeah!

Why, why, why, why do they call me bastard?

Let's hear it for Fidel Fidel
Aaaargh! Nice beard
Cop his look and you won't go to hell
Man! That's swell
The manifesto gets written here
Yeah! Yeah!

Why, why, why, why do they call me bastard?