Attack Of The Wiener Man

He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man
He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man

Late at night, when the bar's are closing
The alcohol takes its toll and
The drinkers need their favorite vendor
(a tasty treat of sausage splendor)
Little man behind the cart
The police can't catch him, 'cause he's way too smart
The smell of mustard and a big umbrella
(hot dog man's got the perfect cover)

He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man
He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the weiner man

He waits all patient out in the street
All the honeys want to sample the meat
He can't help but relish the fact
(the foot long keeps you coming back)
Once you're feeling safe and cool
That's when the wiener man makes his move
Mm-m-mm-m-m-m-m-m
(you can't scream when your mouth is full)

He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man
He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man

Kraut!

He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man
He's coming for ya
He's gonna get ya
Attack of the wiener man

He's coming for ya (oh, you know! he's gonna get ya!)
He's gonna get ya (oh, the wiener man!)
Attack of the wiener man

Attack of the wiener man (weiner, baby!)
Attack of the wiener man
Yeah!