A day with Barney

Late on day i saw him there he was walking his dog talking to the air so i walked up to him and i said "hey barney thats a really nice cat" he looked at me and then he said "what do you mean it's a friggen dog" i laughed at him as he chased away singing:


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Barney,
Whats the weather today?
Barney,
Your so friggen gay,
Barney,
You really scare me so please just stay away.


When i got home i started thinking maybe he thought i was drinking from the bottle of gin i threw at him that friggen bastard picked it up swearing one day i'll beat you up.


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