How To Order McDonald's Like a Boss

Let me get two Big Macs and two apple pies
A little bit of Sprite and a side of fries
Let me get a McDouble, let me get a McChicken
Hot sauce, make sure that shit kickin'
I want a McRib before I McPiss
Let me get a hash brown if it isn't lunch yet
If it is, I'ma be McSad and upset
Let me get some nuggets too

I want a bundt cake and a parfait
Two of them, I really had a hard day
Let me get a McCafe latte
And a couple of hundred large shamrock shakes
Powerade, Hi-C
Ranch snack wrap on the side, please?
Let me get a burger with a slice of cheese
But no onions or pickles, so hold that, please

I want a McFlurry, two of those
One M&M
One Oreo's
I want everything on the dollar menu
And a burger with jalapenos

Let me get a snack wrap for my backpack
Better not tax that
Add duck sauce
No Aflac
Taking everything to go
So pack that in a black bag
Hi-Rez eatin' all the flapjacks
Did you get all that?