Jackie Chan

Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies
He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy, he's gonna beat you down

If you're all alone and you're getting whooped
Honey he'll show up, and he'll back you up
He can beat Ralph Machio, or Mr. Miyagi
Jean Claude Van Damme is tough
but he can't compete
Jackie Chan is he, he's in your T.V

Oh, he can do a high kick
He can do a roundhouse
He can punch your teeth out

Might be just one guy
Maybe more than ten guys
He'll still get the knockout

'Cuz you know he's got a black belt
in Jiu Jitsu
Karate and Kung-Fu, he's magic
He speaks with a cool accent;
he's from the orient
Jackie Chan is he, he's in your TV

He's not like Arnold, or those other runts
He takes great pride in doing his own stunts
He leaps off buildings, don't do him no harm
He's broken forty bones in his left arm

Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Jackie Chan is fast as lightning
Everybody was kung-fu fighting
Jackie Chan is fast as lightning

Oh he's Taiwanese, starring in movies
He's a kung-fu freak - Jackie Chan is he
If you need a hero, he's gonna be around
If you're a bad guy,
he's gonna beat you down