Audience Very Plainsong

Man 1:
Excuse me, is this the right room for the dave letterman show?

Man 2:
You got the wrong room pal, loser!

Man 1:
Fuck you!

Man 2: fuck you back!

Woman 1:
When does it start?

Woman 2:
How should i know?

Man 3: i hope i get to see some bare breasts!

Male audience members:
Me too!

Woman 3:
Why are all men such losers?

Woman 4:
Nice to see the lesbians in.

Audience members:
Cocksuckers!

Man 4:
I hope there's some fighting!

Audience members:
Of course there'll be some fighting, you stupid asshole!

Man 4:
Who you calling asshole?

Audience members:
You, asshole!