Voodoo Mambo (The Pest Theme)

I like to boogie with my peeps
Cruise and creep
Playin three card monty on these crazy streets
Straight hustler
Gonna scam in a minute
So low to the floor pick a pocket on a midget
Slick shyster
The pest meister
Livin life in Miami's vice
Ma see, nobody messes with the frog see, where's your messiah now?

I'm rediculiculous
Like a booger I stick to this
Take a whiff of this
I'm stinky dinky
Two stinky dinky
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets the latin freak and you don't stop (sweet mambo)
Voodoo mambo, chili congo
Old school beat meets latin freak and you don't quit and you don't stop
Mirror mirror on the wall
Who is the slickest of them all?
Its the schemeingest, keenist scam artist
God its so hard to be modest
Jack might be nimble, but I'm a sex symbol
So slickest of the wick from his candlestick
I'm in the mood to scam
Simply because I can
I'm the latin hoodini
Disappear in a flash with your cash and I'm back like a genie
Lucy, I'm home
don't do that to me lucy
Freak to the east
Freak to the west
Freak big botties and big chest
Yes yes y'all
And it's like that

Why certainly (nyuck nyuck nyuck)
Get stupid, get retarded
'cause pest'll get the party started
Which way did he go george
Which way did he go?

Groovolocious, atrocious
What a maroon, what a maroon
What a freak
What a suckerbutt
I'm a man of a million disguises
I'm as crazy as they make them
Or shake them
Or break them
So scientific
Hate to be specific
E=MC2
Multiply it, divide it
Slide up inside it
Blend it
Mix it
Damn I'm terrific