Where Did My Legs Go To

Get my lips to a bottle every once in a while
Now everything s crazy, I got a great big smile
But the question I m asking
Where did my legs go?
Vision doubling and trembling, I m getting dizzy with light
I got the laziest feeling, I m feeling all right
But the question I m asking
Where did my legs go?
Will you pour me another, 'cause I feel like a king
If I tried to go walking it would be a good thing
But the question I m asking
Where did my legs go?
I m a lunatic whino, I m a talking machine
I m wide awake sleeping, is it really a dream?
But if it isn t a dream then
Where did my legs go?