Fake Emergency

Parachute
On your back all right
Fall too fast
Pull the line
Ripcord saves you one last time

No one takes you seriously
Just watch your mouth move when you speak
Your latest fake emergency
We sent out our last rescue team
Alright

Too close to call
Racing on the ass
When it got them
You dug right in
Pulled you out
They warned you twice

No one takes you seriously
Just watch your mouth move when you speak
Your latest fake emergency
We sent out our last rescue team
Alright.