Where Do I Begin

Where do I begin?
Her fuckin' ass is wider
than it's ever been
Doesn't matter much which
hole I stick it in
A guy could lose a nut
inside her double chin

Where do I start?
With our first hello
I grabbed her ass cheek
and she let a wet one go
I got it in her hole but
how I'll never know
I tried to ride a mound
of J-E-L-L-O