Dollar Tree

Walking to the dollar tree,
Empty hand and pocket full of cash.
What else can we buy but a samurai sword,
And a phony gas mask.
21 dollars later and you can do the math.
Marta looks like the unabomber, I look like a psychopath.

Please don't be mad.
On the bright side we spent less than we had.
What is worth a perfect day?
21 bucks seems like a small price to pay.

Cheer up Shaun is a quandary on to the second round.
Marta's waving the 9 iron that she found.
Two little lawn chairs set the stage for a showdown.
No chance on the burping contest, Marta beat me out.

Please don't be mad.
On the bright side we spent less than we had.
What is worth a perfect day?
Even though you yelled, I'm glad we did it anyway.

Wobble down the street wearing puppets looking at the sky.
People are giving us weird looks as they drive by.
Silly string fight on my driveway.
It's a perfect thing to end the perfect day.

Please don't be mad.
On the bright side we spent less than we had.
What is worth a perfect day?
21 bucks seems like a small price to pay.