Complicated Potatoes

A Fat Man Like Me
Can Never Bother With Tea Or Brie
I Must Go Right to the Main Source
And Wolf It Down Like a Rhinoceros
But a Woman Like Her
Can Tease Me With a Warm Hors D'ouevre
She Slices and Dices Nicely
Which Has a Way of Enticing Me
Armed With An Apron and Spatula
She Is a Post-modern Goddess of Love
So Why Does She Feed Me Pate`
When She Knows What I'm Gonna Say

Complicated Potatoes Again?
Complicated Potatoes

She Spices Her Icings Precisely
Arousing Me Aromatically
I Had a Recent Rhinoscopy
So I Could Smell Every Recipe
Still She Leaves Me On Pre-heat
When She Knows That I Love to Eat

Complicated Potatoes Again
Complicated Potatoes