Internet

They're always talking about West coast this
And East coast that
Nah, Midwest kids rule the world

They say these kids are
On the internet
Pop illegal shit
And smoke their cigarettes
Drive with no ID
No idea how to connect
Fuckin' hypocrites
And it's all 'cause the internet

Everybody's on the internet
What's the internet gotta do with anything?
I be in my bed
In my head
Just a little bit

Roll a spliff, smoke a J
In my room, in the day
Cause my daddy drives a cop car
And you know it's kinda funny
Cause I'm just a kid from Indiana
Dammit, I'm a rockstar
And it's all 'cause the internet

They say these kids are
On the internet
Pop illegal shit
And smoke their cigarettes
Drive with no ID
No idea how to connect
Fuckin' hypocrites
And it's all 'cause the internet

Careers and colleges from the basement
I don't need school, found a replacement
Everybody is facing a broken nation
With demographics and comments and likes
For validation

Woah
Why you never say shit?
Say it to me in person
That's the basics
But you can DM and text me all crazy
And now you fronting on posts for reputation
I don't know about
Where my mind is going now
All I really know is that we're going down, down, down

They say these kids are
On the internet
Pop illegal shit
And smoke their cigarettes
Drive with no ID
No idea how to connect
Fuckin' hypocrites
And it's all 'cause the internet

And it's all 'cause the internet
And it's all 'cause the internet
(Holy shit Keith!)
(Cut!)