Eye A

Have you heard of a girl called Samantha?
No you haven't, 'cause she didn't love me
But after this you will have heard of a girl called Margaret
Because she cared for me

But now I'm dead
She's a wife
In her garden
And this is what she said

Ooh, but I want, eye-a, eye-a
Ooh but I want eye-a
Margaret's still in the cemetery
She's looking after my grave

You'd better write to your local member
Get out your best pen and stationery
And tell him or her about the deeds of Margaret
She deserves an OBE

In a dusty grave
With an iron
She'll be in her garden
And this is what she'll sing

Ooh, but I want, eye-a, eye-a
Ooh but I want eye-a
Margaret's still in the cemetery
She's looking after my grave
She's looking after my grave
She's looking after my grave