Two Weeks Notice

I think that being in love with me felt like a job to you
Not something you really wanted but
Just something you had to do
So you complete your tasks, you do your chores
Take out the trash and sweep the floors
And a job well done is kind of fulfilling
But nothing feels as good as going home

And you gave me a two-week notice, even if you didn’t say it explicitly
You gave me a two-week warning, you didn’t have to tell me
I knew that you would leave, for better hours or better pay
Better management at a better place
And if retail has taught me anything
If people wanna go, you should let them go

Nobody can replace you, but I'm gonna try to
A silent resignation
God, that’s just like you
You’re a no-call no-show kinda guy
Doing just what you gotta do to get by
And if you wanted to freelance I don’t know why you ever applied to a 9 to 5

And so I took bereavement, when your love for me died
I was never any good at loss prevention
I keep you if I tried
I'm overworked and underpaid
And you used me to boost your resume
Soit’s probably for the better if I lock up alone

And you gave me a two-week notice, even if you didn’t say it explicitly
You gave me a two-week warning, you didn’t have to tell me
I knew that you would leave, for better hours or better pay
Better management at a better place
And if retail has taught me anything
If people wanna go, you should let them go

Nobody can replace you, but I'm gonna try to
A silent resignation
God, that’s just like you
You’re a no-call no-show kinda guy
Doing just what you gotta do to get by
And if you wanted to freelance I don’t know why you ever applied to a 9 to 5

To a 9 to 5

I don’t need to know why you wanted to go
Just that you didn’t want to stay, but it’s okay

Because you gave me a two-week notice
You gave me a two-week notice
You gave me a two-week notice
You gave me, you gave me, you gave me

Nobody can replace you, but I'm gonna try to
A silent resignation
God, that’s just like you
You’re a no-call no-show kinda guy
Doing just what you gotta do to get by
And if you wanted to freelance I don’t know why you ever applied to a 9 to 5

To a 9 to 5, to a 9 to 5