My Biggest Fan

Im in the stands, man
big orange hand
and I'm cheering for myself
and I'm winning this time
its easy to win
when you're the only one playing

I do a wave by myself

its very easy to mistake a mountain for a grain of salt, I know
in my opinion, though, i found heaven isn't possible, alone

I'm a one hand clapping machine
my parents say I'm a natural
but noone knows it but me
b/c I can't do it when anyone's around!

i'm happy to eat alone
i'll eat my popcorn and be by myself.