The Return Of The Bass That Ate Miami

Tired of all the double talk?
Your straight talkin' dealer, Central Olds at 6060 West Alcorn
Gives you answers and not to run around
We'll tell you exactly what's wrong without a hassle
Central Olds, we call
We're still booming! I wanna hear it again!

The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you more
The bass that ate Miami is melting speakers to the core
The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you boom
The bass that ate Miami is killing flies across the room

Turn up the bass like your speakers tumble
The Maggotron crew's coming back to rumble
Hitting you hard and hitting you quick
Jumping on the groove like a pogo stick
Giving you a taste cause you know it's good
And setting up alarms in the neighborhood
So turn it up loud and hug the bins
Cause the bass that ate Miami is coming back again

The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you more
The bass that ate Miami is melting speakers to the core
The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you boom
The bass that ate Miami is killing flies across the room

The length of time you speak on the air
Should be as brief as possible
Never longer than five minutes

Jump in the funk and take a swim
The Maggotron crew's hitting hard again
Louder and stronger than your average bass
Pop the top open and take a taste
Yeah, taste the bass and feel the vibrations
Inhale the rhythm and breathe the population
Cause the bass that ate Miami is here to stay
And we're gonna chase the infidels into the bank

The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you more
The bass that ate Miami is melting speakers to the core
The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you boom
The bass that ate Miami is killing flies across the room

If it's loud enough and fast enough
It will be over before they know it's lousy

The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you more
The bass that ate Miami is melting speakers to the core
The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you boom
The bass that ate Miami is killing flies across the room

Remember, when use names of personalities or people in the audience
The aim is to amuse and not to offend

Also avoid use nothing but a string of unrelated jokes
That have no continuity and try to give your act a little theme
And link your jokes to the general story line

If you haven't mastered the art of speaking without moving your lips
Or if you haven't found the right voice for your dummy
You could still put an act together and have a lot of fun

The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you more
The bass that ate Miami is melting speakers to the core
The bass that ate Miami is coming back to give you boom
The bass that ate Miami is killing flies across the room

Stay on the floor, it's what you'll adore
We're giving you what you came in for
Cause our purpose is to keep the crowd jumping
Sway and play it while the bass keep thumping
A brand new year, terror was invasion
It's chaos all over the nation
To aid when it's made, no swords getting played
So keep stepping to this bass parade, now I've seen the chance
So I'm taking it, throbbing the party while the girls keep shaking it
A dreadful one, taking no shorts
And giving you the full main course of another power play introduction
A slamming groove with the bass production
So, take a taste of the ace in the place
Woman rocking your town with that hard hitting bass

Now tell me, Tambo: Wasn't that song beautiful? Didn't it touch you?
No, sir, it didn't, but that fella who sang it touched me
And he still owes me five bucks