Happy Christmahanavaloween

Happy Christmahanavaloween
When labor day is over it begins
One greeting card to cover everything
Confusing yes, no one will guess
We left out Kwanzaa

Christmahanavaloween, it stirs
Accounts are overdrawn as seasons blur
Swear your love in chocolate things
Just buy it
After this is over we are going on a diet

Brotherhood and love and candy corn
Santa drank a Coke when Christ was born
Some good must come from all this effort, surely
The malls are packed
We're back in black
Does anyone get what they really wanted

"And what I wanted was, you know, that story where the girl has beautiful long hair and she sells her beautiful long hair to get her boyfriend a gold chain for his pocket watch. And he sells his pocket watch to get her a beret for her hair. Well that's what I really wanted"

"Yeah Baby ! Maybe next year."

Happy Christmahanavaloween
One greeting card to cover everything
Happy Christmahanavaloween
Happy Christmahana
Lets go shopping mama
Happy Christmahanavaloween