Am I Winnin' Somethin'

The IRS levied my account
You know, they only got four bucks out
Am I winnin' somethin'?

I lost my license last year in Vegas
You know, I haven't been pulled over since
Am I winnin' somethin'?

Bill-collecting calls wouldn't leave me alone
Then Pacific Bell shut off the telephone
Am I winnin' somethin'?

Some accountant says if I file bankruptcy
I won't have to pay back the lost money
Am I winnin' somethin'?