Turn Gay

If you want someone to pay you mind
Here's the best solution I can find
Tight pants, Duran Duran CD
Turn gay if you wanna be just like me

Give your family something to talk about
Oh they need something to to talk about

Give your family something to talk about
Oh they need something to to talk about
If you need attention I'll help you out
We'll give your mother something to cry about

Your parents sucks, revenge is sweet
Turn gay if you wanna be just like me (x2)