The Ballad Of Melvin the Magic Hotdog

Melvin the magical hot dog
Was lying in his bun
Just waiting for a friend to come along
Little Billy bought him
From a vender in the street
And now our epic story has begun

Melvin the magical hot dog
(Ooooh)
He's a genie weenie
He's gonna fight for you and for me
Melvin the magical hot dog
(Ooooh)
You will stay approved
Yeah, he does it for me and for you

Yeah he's a hot dog!