Jesus Has My Leg

Jesus Has My Leg

I'm dancing with Manson
Been sleeping with Monroe
Critiqued Michaelangelo
Benito's a wino

Satan's got my hand,
Jesus has my leg
Vader's in my head,
Leia's not my friend
Don't ask Captain Bligh,
he won't know why

I cheated with Bardot
Sent heat by Dimaggio
Been Stealing for Van Gogh
And camping with Tonto

Satan's got my hand,
Jesus has my leg
Vader's in my head,
Leia's not my friend
Don't ask Captain Bligh,
he won't know why

Never seen one,
staring from the other side