Joe's The Best

Joe's the best around
He'll do anything for a pound
Joe kisses their arse
He kneels down at their feet
Joes never wants to go home
To work, it's his only role
Joe kisses their arse
Joe kneels down at their feet

Joe's a fucker
Joe's a sucker

But he'll never understand
That eh'll never be as rich as them
'Cause
Joe's a fucker
Joe's a sucker