Wario Apparition

Jump up, superstar! Let's go
(Into the third dimension)
Find the stars in this chateau
(Groundbreaking new inventions)

The princess is missing, so
(No peach, now that you mention)
It only seems right that magic
Has done something quite tragic to her

Surrounded by castle walls
(Rendered with new lifelike bricks)
Walking down the castle halls
(Using a few speedrun tricks)

Bowser's got some fireballs
(I'm gonna save her real quick)
To take the princess away
Hold on what's that there, in the air?

Wa-ha-ha-ha-ha

You think bowser kidnapped peach?
You gotta be cuckoo crazy!
Wario just tossed her out!
Cos he was feelin lazy!

Now I'm a proper gentleman
Walked up to her to say
That's a nice castle you've got there, can I have it?
No? Have a rotten day!

You may have chased me out before
Back in Mario Land 2
But now it's time to settle the score
That I've built up with you

Every world is personalized
And you're stuck in this one
Where I'm a giant floating head
Now wario show you fun

[Wario]
Eh? Pay no attention
To the handsome rogue behind the painting
Waaaaaah!
[Mario]
And don't-a come back until the DS-a remake!