I Cut Off My Hair

I cut off my hair
And went to sleep
You were there in my dreams
Nursing on my glass teat
It was a party
You were sucking liquor
On your jacket a VIP sticker...
It was a party
You were sucking liquor
On your jacket a VIP sticker...

I peed in my pants
And ran down the street
Towards Washington Square Park
Where you had been beat up
You were wearing rags
I was wearing pointe shoes
I tried to lay next to you but you hit the snooze

The definition of
A crazy person is
Someone who does the same thing
Over and over again
While expecting new results
I cut off my tongue
You started to kiss me
Blood trickled down
Don't you ever miss me?
Don't you ever miss me?
Don't you ever minced meat?
Don't you ever minced meat?

Called up my momma
But I couldn't be sweet
So I escaped through the window
On a rope made of sheets
Got bitten by a squirrel
Then stepped on a syringe
The view of Manhattan from GW Bridge

You said, "honey?"
I said, "baby?"
You said, "funny"
I said, "maybe"
You says, "hi honey"
I says, "hey baby"
You ask, "was it funny?"
And I said, "well maybe, maybe, maybe, maybe"

I cut off my hair
And went to sleep
You were there in my dreams
Nursing on my glass teat
I cut off my hair
And went to sleep
You were there in my dreams
Nursing on my glass teat
The definition of
A crazy person is
It was a party
You were sucking liquor
On your jacket a VIP sticker
It was a party
You were sucking liquor
On your jacket a VIP
On your jacket a VIP
On your jacket a VIP
On your jacket a VIP