This Semester

If you're
Extra curricular activities
Were kissing boys
Then you'd have an a plus
I can't defend you
Or your drunken ways
And that softball tee
Is way to short to support
All of the pain
You've been putting it thru
Light weights
To the back of the room

The word on the streets
Is that this social scene
Has gone to shit

I need a wake-up call
So when the party
Is on we can go
Or we can stay home
So we'll just stay

And Miss valedictorian
Please don't throw up
On your shirt again
How many times
Do I have to tell you
I won't last long
In those out
Of state schools

If I'm not dead
In the next five years
Then these mistakes
That I have made
(2x):
Weren't really
Worth a thing

I need a wake-up call
So when the party
Is on we can go
Or we can stay home
So we'll just stay
And if we're up all night
Don't be afraid
To say good bye to me
And if this room
Keeps spinning
I'll keep singing along

She'll waist
This higher education
Dancing on top of bar tops
So cut her off right now
Cut her off before she drops
And falls to the ground
Save those lush glances
For the clubs
And if you're in this
For the love
Then this semester
Is where it stops