Eff Them All

Oh, they sent for the Navy to come to Tulagi
The gallant Navy agreed
With one thousand sections in different directions
My God, what a fucked-up stampede

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
The long and the short and the tall
Fuck all the admirals who give us the flak
They don't give a shit if we ever come back
So we're saying goodbye to them all
As over the gangplank we crawl
There'll be no promotion this side of the ocean
So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all

They say there's a convoy that's leaving New York
Bound for those Blighty shores
Heavily laden with tanks and with planes
Shit for old Adolf, of course

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
The long and the short and the tall
Fuck all the captains and all the mates too
Fuck the engineers and the whole God-damn crew
So we're saying goodbye to them all
As back to our rustpots we crawl
We'll start a commotion that side of the ocean
So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all

They sent for the nurses to come overseas
The reason was perfectly clear
To make a good marriage and push a good carriage
While fucking all hands, my dear

Fuck 'em all, fuck 'em all
The long and the short and the tall
Fuck all the blond cunts and all the brunettes
Don't be too choosey, just fuck all you gets
So we're saying goodbye to them all
As over back to our rustpots we crawl
You'll et no erection at short-arm inspection
So cheer up, my lads, fuck 'em all